I need to LT filthy B don't I? (Light-hearted)

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DH confessed something to me yesterday.
While he was in the house alone, he made himself something to eat. He had (and I can't believe I am typing this) microwave mashed potato and mixed marmite into it!
Can I save his soul or is it too late?

LTB. Microwave mash, butter and cheese is the only acceptable combination

Teach the poor man about Bovril before it's too late!

You need an exorcism to save his poor soul... That was a filthy choice of food 🤢

Surprised you need to ask. That is absolutely vile - leave immediately!

I told him, ( between boaks) that I was going to tell MN What He Did and he said, and I quote, "some of them will agree with me" !
He is unrepentant!
I had children with him!

for you during this trying time OP.

Hopefully it isn't genetic.

I once had microwaved mash and mixed with a tin of corned beef.. unrepentant.. was yum!

Dear God. Did he at least add butter?

He needs to say at least ten Hail Mairis (Pipers).

We love corned beef hash @alicewond, though I generally use actual mash cos I make a massive cauldron full cos we all like it. (Except DD since she went vegan ) We have it with beans, and it is an eminently acceptable way to eat mash!

You must feel like you're married to a stranger🤣

I'm with him. I have marmite on a jacket potato sometimes, particularly with beans and cheese

Time to get your ducks in a row OP. And consider logging the incident with 101.

Jacket potato with Marmite?? Yes please!! Never thought of it before but sounds good. Does he have Marmite in a bacon sandwich.. it's the best!

That sounds amazing!! I have just decided what I'm having for dinner tonight!!

Your dh sounds like a bit of a legend if I'm honest

Oh no.... Mine would put the mash into a sandwich.....how uncouth is that?

What is all this perversion being openly admitted on MN??

Marmite is a by-product of fermentation. So that's yeast shit then - hus food is literally shit!! I hope you don't let him kiss you after eating that

I discovered last year, after nearly twenty happy years together, that my DH sometimes...deep breath.....puts pesto in his porridge.

My words have gone.

Bloody hell!

...Actually I can't decide if that'd be nice or not..., but as a person to whom a Mars Bar sandwich was the height of posh I'm not sure I'm in a position to comment...

My DH eats banana and marmite sandwiches. I'll get my coat.

I just had a crisp butty for lunch though, so I'm not one to talk

I'd never thought of adding Marmite to potatoes.

Thanks OP.

You're welcome (I think! )

Banana and Marmite actually sounds quite tasty...

And as for a crisp butty, well that's just staple fare in this house