Misheard Lyrics

[LyraLaVey]

These threads always tickle me 😁 I was inspired by listening to Tracy Chapman Fast Car... Up till an embarrassingly recent time I heard "So remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your ARMS AND LEGS wrapped 'round my shoulder"

It's not that. 🙈😆 no fucking idea why it's taken me till now to google as I've always kind of thought, well that doesn't make sense 😂
Please share your gems...

"The ponies, they laugh at what you say." From the song Bad Day.

Ponies = point is

Chop the Goolie, island breeze, la Isla Bonita.

@LyraLaVey 😊 yep me too...... thinking about it they must be very flexible 🙈

“Knights in Prestatyn. Never reaching Southend”.

God bless my dear deaf Grandad. Not sure if he really misheard the lyrics but it always made me laugh.

One of the best Eurovision songs

I want to be a Polar bear is what we all heard!

Titanic in the scene where jack and rose are ‘flying’ at the front of the ship-it sings that ‘the hot dogs go on’

Katy Perry-I couldn’t understand why she kept banging on about her ‘cherry chopsticks’ in I kissed a girl-my sister in law had to tell me it’s ‘cherry chapstick’!

As a 7 year old I thought the lyrics to "I should be so lucky" were "and dream of Solasoo, if only they come true".

I thought Solasoo was an exotic location, probably in Miami or California, impossibly glamorous to my 7 year old mind.

My personal favourite
‘Taking this crazy chance to pee on the lawn’ Instead of ‘be on our own’ - secret lovers by Atlantic star

Lady gaga - Alejandro

She’s got both hands in a bucket and she won’t look at you, look at you

FFS

Madonna. Last night I dreamt of some daigo. Blah blah. Eyes like potatoes

Meghan Trainor - "it's all about the bass, about the bass, no gerbil...."🐹

My kids the other day: “Robert de Niro’s swaying, talking Britannia....” 😂

Unbreak my heart - instead of ‘say you love me’ I know it was ‘sage and onion’

Not misheard but I sing "I'm calling for pizza" instead of "I'm falling to pieces" from Breakeven by the Script