Last thing you said

[JoeyBartonHanson]

For me - Yes

"Really" out loud to myself, actually about a MN post

To my DP "takes after you" talking about our DC running riot before her bedtime.

It's probably down the side of your bed, to DS who is nearly 11 and still sleeps with the huge blanket I used for him as a baby!

"it's probably down the side of your bed". That should have been.

Yes I know i’m procrastinating I’m going in the shower now.
Still on MN, just in the bathroom.

Are you asleep?

He didn't answer so I'm guessing he is.

'see you in the morning'.

(I was speaking to the cat )

'I've got the calpol just in case'

"Blimey, this is the weirdest one yet! 'What's a waistcoat with stretch?' I'm her cultural thesaurus!!"

Said to DH, on receiving the question from a friend via text. Her English is excellent, but it's not her first language

Well if you're not going to college you need to do some past papers, and I'll be checking when I come home from work.

"Oh just get to bed then you twat" (to the dog, who wouldn't do a wee)

“Am I OK to go now?”’

Said to DD to check she was happy for me to leave her at a meal for a friend as we could see other friends waiting outside

Did u have nasty bad dream? To my one year old who just woke up crying.

Ooh you do love your mummy don't you, give me a big squishy kiss - said to little ginger ex feral who indicated he would be spending another night sleeping curled up in my armpit. And the pudding obliged.

Woo

'Perhaps you left them in the car'

‘Ouch’ (walked into a table corner).

"BUCKET!!!!"
(Ds is sick)

"Yeah, that's fine darl, I'll shout you when teas ready"
That was to dd (9) who asked if she could build a Lego set before tea.

‘You two are adorable’ to my kids as DD 8 was spoon feeding DS 2 a kiwi

"Its probably down the back of the sofa" (the remote control that is)

Thank you very much, sorry, thank you very much

Apparently it was my turn today to be the knob who mixes up their work pass and their oyster when leaving the station

Peekaboo! Where's Figgy? There he is! Peekaboo! (Repeated for a good ten minutes). (He's a green cheeked conure and he was hiding under a fold of my shirt).

Cheeky bastard! (to a co worker. In jest. We're very close.)

Don't be stupid.

Ooh yes please, with salt and vinegar too, thanks. Mmm filthy!

Me replying to DH when asking if slouchy tea of fish finger sandwiches with cheese slice and tartare sauce would do