Last thing you said

[JoeyBartonHanson]

For me - Yes

“Just a trump” (the baby has diarrhoea and I was checking his nappy while husband held him)

You are a fluffball (talking to the cat).

Urgh Danny Dyer is an arsehole (then typed it on a thread.

Night night pretty girl. (to the dog)

Don’t be such a woolly twat then!

I dunno, I never thought about it but I'll speak to Mum in the week.

He did go a right cropper though! (To dh re: 11 year old dyspraxic ds and his spectacular trip over fresh air earlier today)

Night, love you

‘Oh we’re getting all the spoilers now’

(We still haven’t watched killing eve but are watching the baftas)

"Damien Lewis".

In response to FIL asking for a reminder who on Helen McCrory is married to

'You have to drop it if you want me to throw it for you' to ddog

I could sew them up, but I'm not sure it will stay

Is there any wine left? 🍷

It's OK, lovely.

“But it would come off in a clinch”

Stop farting

Give me a cHance and for you to be wondering.

Would you not put your headphones on?

You're right, it was Avicii. Dead now isn't he?

"I still think he's a dick"

Watching Cumberbach on the Baftas.

I think a few candles could make it look nicer (about my living room)

'It's late, you need to stay home up here tonight and not go anywhere else, ok then, goodnight'. neighbour has dementia and is sundowning.

'How many more times are you going to say that?'

To DH, watching the Baftas, and moaning that Hugh Grant should have won.

Bless you!

My life is rocking tonight.

Husband - "did I actually hear you blubbering at the Durrells?

Me - "yes" (blubbering)"