Last thing you said

[JoeyBartonHanson]

For me - Yes

Oh you left me the last cookie I love you (followed by dp receiving a kiss)

That nest has nothing to do with you, piss off

Oooh yes, you like this.

I was talking to and stroking my cat behind his ears and he started purring.

Oh yes, and cat food.

You say this every episode- to dh, he tells me he really wants to go to corfu every time we watch the durells

Could you pass me my tablets? (with thank you a moment after!)

'It's the musical kind of version. So it goes do do doooo danana danana a lot'

Explaining the War of the Worlds audio book I'm currently listening to

“I thought you might still be reading to him”

When DH asked why I didn’t wake him up after he fell asleep in DS1’s bed after his bedtime story. Truth be told he does it every night and I do usually wake him but couldn’t be arsed to walk upstairs.

That was a really dull speech.

"I understand what you're asking me but I'm not doing it right now"

To my 3 year old asking me to move the sofa to its old spot

“If we rent the house out, could we live on corfu for a year” to DH, prompted by an earlier conversation and whilst watching the Durrells

"Yeah your mum is a bit of a weirdo" said to dh.
I love mil but she don't half text him some random shit!

Do you want half of this muffin?

For god sake you let the cat go out
Said to DH when he opened the front door to someone dropping something off and he, well, let one of the cats go out. They WERE on lock down ready for bed 😡

This film is shit

"you can start it on your own but I wanna join in at some point" DP is starting Line of Duty, he's never seen it 😮

"She doesn't look like Queen Victoria tonight"

So what do I need to do...feed the fish?

I’m still unclear on where demons go when they die

Oi, loud voice!

I'll share.

I need to call my mum (to DH who barely looked up from the computer since the information is totally irrelevant to him) 😂

“I’m sorry (to 11 yr old ds) but you will still have to go in school tomorrow even if you have a cold as you have SATs. Il just give you some calpol”

He’s lay in bed next to me bless him.

The green ones in there!

I know! (Eye rolls)