Last thing someone said to you

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For me - can you bring the washing in.

I'll be waiting

Night-night stinky pants

thanks ds2.

Ruby dried my todger with the hairdryer dgm....

Pass me your bowl. Said my DP as he took it out to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

'Boooobieeee' DS 17 months, just before his bedtime.

"Love u too, bye" my bestie over th phone earlier.

"No I'm not ok, I've had enough of this shitty game"
DP after I'd asked if he was ok because he had started grumbling at the pc... He's still playing the game 20 minutes later so it's either he's not had enough, or it's not that shitty 😂

No, I want bear blanket first

The only drink I can reach is too old

Mummy, I woke up...

Love you too, night.
From DD heading to bed.

I might just have 10 mins...

Said by insomniac DH at 8.15pm, who has been awake since 3am (as usual) and was desperately trying/failing to stay awake until at least 9pm in the vain hope that he might stay asleep a bit longer tonight.

Poor sod, he's now soundo and snoring at 70db so I might go to bed alone.

DS(15) around an hour ago "thank yooooooou"

Immediately after "Can I go on my PS4 for an hour?"

Where did you get the CV template from?

See you next week. I'll ring when I get there.

Dh leaving for work.

Have a good weekend

I still cannot find the hairbrush!

That cheese stinks, DH as I was making spreading Saint Albray cheese in crackers.

He is not a stinky cheese fan

Ds - I woke up and there was a spider on my chest.

I'm going out with the cat. Said by DH.

Shall I run you a bath? From DH.

Mum Should I take the tray from her ?

“But I really love you mummy”

My 2 year old trying to avoid bedtime with more kisses and cuddles. Of course it’s now 2 hours later and not long dropped off because how could I refuse?!

I never did mow the lawn

"Goodnight Gina Lash!"
Dh is off to bed. Did anyone else watch Angela Anaconda back in the day? It was our Sunday morning hangover telly.