Last thing someone said to you

[JoeyBartonHanson]

For me - can you bring the washing in.

"I'm a unicorn"

Said to me by ds2 aged 10 n his way to the loo, with a bluetac horn stuck on his forehead.

Bye Mum I'm off out now from dd'(20)

'It is Keira Knightley' watching the Alan Turin film (just joined it)

"Love you" from my dd when she went to bed

Can't you do it Mum?
DS' homework.

'I know it's hilarious, have you only just seen it'

The cars been recalled so we need to take it into the garage 🙄

Don't let the rabbit in to the bedroom, he is right outside the door.

Love you mum see you in the morning

Last thing I said was ‘no you fat fucker I am not feeding you again shut up’

That was to twat cat the eternally hungry

I don't know where the cats are.

Have you got the plauge? I looked in morrisons they didn't have any.

“Bend the knee”
Dh, we are watching GOT.

Sleep well

Bup

(My middle child isn’t feeling particularly communicative today)

Why did you have to go to the shop to get the cheese? 😂

'Will you turn my light off?'

Can I go out for awhile?

(teen DD)

‘Aww that’s so cute’- a stranger said to my baby DS. She said that because he usually wears ‘unisex’ clothing so probably didn’t want to get his sex wrong .

'Miaoooow' from my cat yesterday. No one has spoken to me since.

"Really should order you an access card.."

Yes boss lady, it's been six months. It's about time I was able to let myself through the doors to the toilet without having to ask someone else to help me! :D