Last thing someone said to you

[JoeyBartonHanson]

For me - can you bring the washing in.

This bed smells lovely

"The pube scissors have been disposed of."

Cheers darlin, night night ... took him a cuppa while he watches match of the day, and I come up to bed

Drive safe, love you!
Leaving my ma’s earlier

"No" DH's reply when I asked if he had seen DD's packed lunch bag.

“Oh it’s him, him who got stabbed in the eye”

‘Another glass?’ Husband, with wine.

Boys are still awake
dd calling down to me
god knows where dh is
asleep in the bath/on one of the boys” bed most probably.

"I'll have to tell her I am Pallisers. Bye, love you."

dh using my uber account to go back to university.

@Lellochip does that mean the last time you spoke to anyone was Friday? I do hope you have had a good weekend.

Sounds like DS is revising hard then.

We can hear him talking to his mates on line.

Another one!
(Pronounced Anulla one)

Try to have a good sleep - I know it's shit let me know what the vet says in the morning (followed by big hug)
Said by my bestie as she dropped me off, about the news my much loved old horse is going downhill and we both know what it means

Are you in the kitchen?
Will you get me a drink then?

sigh

Night darling sleep well

Sorry can't come out for a drink. The usual when I arrange things. Yet anyone else arranges something they are all up for it.

Can't I do it in the morning?

5 minutes

"I don't know really, if it pays off it's guaranteed but it could turn out to be a waste" DH

'Never mind, I'll use these ones instead'

"do you have id?" The grumpy person in Asda regarding my attempt to purchase a lighter and some fags. She rebutted all attempts at conversation

Play your uncle, I want to see if you could beat him

Aaaargh, so much to do!!! (High pitched shrill scream)
After I informed DD that in three weeks time she'll be getting her results.
Still 3 exams to go.

Love you,bye

"I'm a unicorn"

Said to me by ds2 aged 10 n his way to the loo, with a bluetac horn stuck on his forehead.