The shittest thing I've ever seen for sale on Facebook for £15

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I literally have no words for this monstrosity

So. Many questions. Mainly how do you clean it?!

What is it?

What is it? I’m on my phone and can’t make it out for the bling and feathers!

Sorry this is a better pic

?wtaf

Surely that's a major health and safety risk!??? It's a baby bottle and dummy yeah?

It looks kind of like a coffee cup but the thing next to it looks like a dummy

Yup, £15 for a bottle but for only £4 you too can give your child a health hazard dummy

Is it a baby bottle and dummy? It's hideous, will be dirty and also uncomfortable to hold!

Yeah a bottle and dummy. All I can think is it's a huge health hazard! And incredibly ridiculous to look at

As tacky and garish as this is, I still breathed a sigh of relief at the reveal.

Sweet Jesus.

Anyone want a sparkly thing with Scrabble letters?

Fuck me that's beautiful

You can't make it yourself. It just wouldn't be the same

I give you... this.

There are some absolute beauts for sale in Facebook 😂 I saw a rhinestone peak in town today and even my 4yr old asked what was going on and why they would do that.

Seriously though I'd worry one would fall off and get swallowed. My baby was a picker (wallpaper mainly) and I'd be finding them in poo constantly!

Better pic. In case you wanted more detail

Bargain for a fiver

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A bear in a coffin being electrocuted?

Ooh, I wonder if that’s a self portrait? Why else would you have it?

That teddy and lights in a box must be a fire hazard?

And surely no-on would give their baby a bottle or dummy covered in choking hazards?

That picture is hilarious. What's wrong with his back?!

I should ask if it's PAT tested.