Help: sick at new bf’s!

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Date 8. Massively fallen for him and vice versa. Massive shagfest planned. Find myself in his bathroom puking and worse. It just came on all of a sudden. He’s being awesome but FUCKSAKE. What do I do? Why am I cursed? How can I stop it? I WANT OUR SHAGFEST.

If it's food poisoning the shagfest will have to be postponed 😂

I'd rather be disappointed about no shagfest that eternally mortified by a mid shag shitfest.

Omg my worst nightmare!! I'd have to leave, puke and all..

Oh yuck.

Well. On the bright side at least you still have the shagfest to look forward to!

Hope you feel better very soon.

Oh no! I'd go home

Justmuddlingalong

Argh! Get home ASAP if you can!

Go home!

If he holds your hair back, gets you a bucket to be sick into and some diahorea tablets then he's a keeper.

Get home ASAP and shit and puke in your own house! Quick !

Morning shagfest ! teeth clean / shower first

Do NOT trust a fart!!

Also don’t throw a turd out of his window and then climb into the double glazing to retrieve it

go home!!!! dont shag him! bad things will happen at an inappropriate time and it will all be over. nobody goes on date 9 with the girl who shits all over their bed.

I'd rather be disappointed about no shagfest that eternally mortified by a mid shag shitfest.

Depends what you're into I guess. Could be kinky if you like that sorta thing. Bit of a bitch having to bleach the sheets though.

Delay the shagfest, get in bed and have a good sleep. My ex was injured not long after we got together so I was on arse wiping duties for almost two weeks, really, he won’t care at all that your ill in a gross way, he’ll just be worried about you.

Definitely go home and recover in private!

Did you eat a hotdog at a fair earlier, and win money on the Wheel of Fortune? Don't get a taxi home; you'll be involved in a car crash, be in a coma for 4 years and wake up with telekinetic powers that will turn everyone you love against you. And your date will get married to someone else. On the plus side, you'll save the world from WWIII.

Don’t throw up mid kiss. Or mid shag. Just go home I reckon!

I'd rather be disappointed about no shagfest that eternally mortified by a mid shag shitfest.

So much this

Go home!

Happened to s friend of mine! He had to replace his bathroom. They're now married!

Loving the replies in this thread! 🤣🤣

OP I do hope you're ok now?

Definitely go home. It's not worth the eternal embarrassment, there's plenty of time yet for him to hear you yakking and laying cables 😁

Happened to me! Well, to someone I was dating. We had been seeing each other about two months and he'd come over to my tiny flat for Christmas (we were both far away from family). I cooked a big dinner for him and several friends on Christmas eve. Woke up the next morning and he was so sick he couldn't get out of bed, let alone get home. I thought I'd poisoned him! I ended up spending a sad Christmas day eating all the food I'd prepared for the two of us, while he alternated between sleeping, groaning, and running to the bathroom to puke (and worse). It was about four days before he was well enough to go home, and he was MORTIFIED.

Reader, I married him

READERS, I THINK I WILL MARRY HIM!

After sending this I basically got onto his bed fully clothed and fell asleep until 1 bar a few vomfests.

At 1 something am, I had a shower in boy shower gel and brushed my teeth with his boy toothbrush and got back into bed, where he had been patiently waiting for me to be okay and snoozing himself.

Somehow, SHAGFEST RESUMED and there was no more puking and it was the best sex and he brought me full-fat Cherry Coke and honestly, despite weighing about a stone less than I did yesterday I’ve never felt so good.

Those people that say it’s like coming home. This.

Cherry coke - red flag. LTB