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WTF has Simon Cowell done to his face?!

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WineIsMyCarb · 04/05/2019 20:52

Just (been forced to) watch (unfastforwardable) Barclaycard ad. His face is all the wrong shape and filled in in weird places. And the colours are all wrong. He looks like a bloody anaphylactic badger FFS.
Why do people do this? It never looks good.

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MsFanackerPants · 04/05/2019 23:00

I thought it was a bad impersonator/look a like the first time I saw the advert. He is only just recognisable

StormyLovesOdd · 04/05/2019 23:04

It's like that old film "Death Becomes Her". everything is just so fake it looks ridiculous

OldUnit · 04/05/2019 23:08

I always suspected the 'falling down the stairs' incident to have actually been a stroke.
I'm fairly convinced of it now, there seem to be certain signs. If that is the case- good on him for recovering well and cracking on.

FiremanKing · 04/05/2019 23:14

If he goes any further he will look like one of the Bogdanoff brothers!

www.instagram.com/p/BvEJfaJBEug/

WTF has Simon Cowell done to his face?!
Haworthia · 04/05/2019 23:17

Is it possible to have so many fillers that your entire face seems to have drastically increased in width? If so, that’s Simon Cowell.

VanGoghsDog · 04/05/2019 23:22

I thought it was a lookalike, I really wasn't convinced it was him.

Madamedeluxe · 04/05/2019 23:24

Why did he have his teeth done again? I would want my money back if I was him. They are ridiculous.

Frogarmy · 04/05/2019 23:31

pics or it didn't happen Grin

TrixieFranklin · 04/05/2019 23:37

I can't find the advert anywhere! Can anyone link?

DonkeyHohtay · 04/05/2019 23:39

Totally agree.

Looks like he's been stung repeatedly by very angry bees.

FiremanKing · 04/05/2019 23:41

This poor guy’s now out of a job then - Grin

facebook.com/simoncowell.lookalike/?locale2=en_GB

TrixieFranklin · 04/05/2019 23:41

He looks bizarre

FiremanKing · 04/05/2019 23:44

I see what has happened!

They actually did a face swap for real! Grin

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4432036/amp/David-Walliams-poses-face-swap-snap-Simon-Cowell.html

FiremanKing · 04/05/2019 23:44
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FiremanKing · 04/05/2019 23:46
Shock
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FiremanKing · 04/05/2019 23:49

For the record I knew someone years ago who worked alongside him back then, before his TV work and she said he was the loveliest man/boss ever and treated all the staff very well and was very down to earth.

WTF has Simon Cowell done to his face?!
Laodamia · 04/05/2019 23:50

Summersunshine2, I think with regards the teeth (and with other facial 'enhancements') celebs spends most of their time with other celebs and millionaires who've all had the same tweaks. So to them blindingly white horse teeth look normal as it's what everyone around them has.

Backwoodsgirl · 04/05/2019 23:52

He looks like ET’s nut sack

Laodamia · 04/05/2019 23:53

His natural teeth were perfectly fine!

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Laodamia · 04/05/2019 23:54

Shock Shock at the Bogdanoff brothers!

MyOtherProfile · 04/05/2019 23:57

That's slightly scary. He really can't move his face and his eyes have actually shrunk.

Laodamia · 04/05/2019 23:58

They were so handsome when they were younger. Can only assume that they have some kind of shared body dysmorphia/phobia of ageing. But look where it's led them!

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KarenTheCashRegister · 05/05/2019 00:04

The doctors should be bloody ashamed of what they’ve done to their faces.

goldenchicken · 05/05/2019 00:12

Simon does look like a botoxed chipmunk in the Barclaycard ad, but he looks OK on BGT.. Maybe that was filmed last year though???

I also think any plastic surgeon that does to people faces what those 2 men upthread have had done, should be struck off! Same with Jocelyn Wildenstein, and Rodrigo Alves and Michael Jackson. Awful! Angry

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