Words in thread titles that will guarantee you click on them?

[GunpowderGelatine]

For me it's:

Parking
Neighbours
MLM
And of course - "diagram included"

PIL
Sporn
Grabby
CF

Wedding
CF
Parking
Long, sorry

Anything food related

Gin!

CF
Parking
and
CF Parking

I would avoid all those titles!

I click 'should I bring my child to the doctor' because its always yes.

Softplay etiquette.
Train quiet zones.
Game of Thrones.

Things that annoy you, laundry, finding it difficult to be a mum.

Grammar pedantry.
Books
Chris Hemsworth

CF
Parking
Neighbours
MIL / in-laws (it's rarely complimentary!)
SEN / autism / disability

Engagement ring
Disappointed
Proposal
MIL
Diagram included
Maui

CF
Rude
Wedding
Grammar
Baby names

Comfortable white trainers

Clothes for fat shorties, grammar and spelling, neighbours.

Wedding
Anything to do with higher education
Driving

Things you want to say IRL but can’t.
Guilty pleasure food ones.

Books
CF's

I'd avoid most of these.

But I do enjoy a good pedantry thread.

Prebook seats
Parking
Queue jumping
Anything with CF in

Fuming/Furious etc - because the OP is usually irrationally angry about something minor
Pic included - because I am nosey
Peri menopause/menopause - because I am suffering from it!
And yes, CF - because they make me laugh

I had a list but it's way too revealing!

I always open the smug twatty threads started to mock other people's grammar and spelling.

Other than that; perfume and skincare.

I immediately file under the troll/creative writer aiming for classics anything about neighbours or parking.

Klaxon!
TMI!

Neighbours
Thefty
Eyebags
Shit friends
Freddo Frogs