Toddler Innuendo

[Somersetlady]

My toddler had me laughing out loud this morning when he said:

“Mummy will you blow me”

What other nuggets have your little ones said to you that make you laugh out loud?

My son used to call cushions “cuntins”

Cock porn, for popcorn. They all say it!

I used to be a nanny and all the kids would call sticks 'dicks'. Mortifying when your stood in a park with a kid yelling DIIIIIICK, or "oooh big dick"

Currently DD (2yo) calls her cardigan 'candom'. Hilarious!

Following a minor infraction
"what am I going to do with you?"
"bang me"
(never did work out where that one came from)