Neighbour Nicknames

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There was a thread like this a while ago (cant find it) and it made me laugh because me and DP have nicknames for our neighbours too...
Mr Mercedes - drives a mercedes
Nosy Nora - self explanatory really

Anymore?

We’ve got a few:

• “Midwife on the corner” - obvious reasons. I should really know her name considering our kids go to the same nursery
• “Crazy dog shit lady” - older, very eccentric lady with a couple of tiny lap dogs that she lets shit on people’s front lawns, looks around to see if anyone has seen the dog shit, and once she’s confident she’s not been seen, off she goes, leaving behind the steaming turd I hid round a corner near my front window once and watched her do it on my front lawn, so I waited until she started walking, then popped out the front door with a plastic bag and said “Excuse me!!! I think you’ve forgotten something on my lawn ” - my front garden is no longer used as a public toilet for her dogs, but all my other neighbour’s lawns are

Taxi twat

Oh and “High-Vis Rottweiler Guy” - absolutely mountain of a man, walks his Rottweiler at the same time every morning wearing a full length high-vis jacket, shorts and work boots he looks like a flasher who likes to be seen at night Very nice man, just has questionable fashion sense

Oh we have Poodle man (his hair is long and very curly)

Mm man in a high viz does it for me!
We have 'fuckwit' next door, and miserable bag at the end of the st.

and 'crazy labrador lady' and just crazy lady on the corner

My old next door neighbour was known as dickhead by the neighbourhood after he and his wife moved in and made everyone's lives a living hell.

We also have Isa named after the character from Still Game. We know her real name as she went to school with my Mum. My Mum has to be careful when talking to her now not to call her Isa as it's rubbed off into her now.

We used to have Mr Toilet Roll, who would bulk buy then stagger past carrying a mountain of them. We hurriedly changed it to Mr Nice Man after DS2 (approximately 3) said ‘Hello Mr Toilet Roll’ one day. I don’t think he was heard, but thought it best.

These are the non-outing ones-
“The phantom bin basher”
“The fly mowers”
“Noisy antisocial fuckers”
“The odd one”
“Them with sheets for curtains”
“Her that drives the kids to school”

Them with all the cars

Misery guts on the corner

The showies

The gingers

Mad Katy

I wonder what they call us?! 😁

Oh and not an actual neighbour of mine, but a couple who are famous in the village as the ”Conifer Blowjob People” Pretty self explanatory really

Whistling Rufus.

Mr clippy clippy.... His wife used to wear heels all the time (and annoyingly left for work really early In the morning and used to wake us up), she left him about 3 years ago but he's still known as that!

Karen (like the character from Eastenders)
Flower killers

Should say clippy cloppy

I wonder what they call us?! 😁

I’m “Chinese Bloke’s Wife” As overheard by a few locals.

DH is Asian, but he isn’t Chinese.

The creeps
Potato
And the quiet one.

murderous clown
(don't ask)

Flanders after the Simpsons' neighbour. He had a similar haircut and moustache although greying. Kept the car and gardens very neat. Nice family and over time as we knew eachother better, it was tough to remember their real names instead.

Hot pants on the corner. She cleans her car with hot pants on every time.

Up or down (related to where the house is), or more often nice neighbour and parking twats neighbours.

Chinese running man (he isn't Chinese, we just always see him running home with a Chinese takeaway on a Friday night); Friendly Steve (self explanatory); Gary the C*nt (for too long a story to go into here)

Love these! We have Book Guy who runs a book stall every week but also is a neighbour(not very original I know!).

The cash cow
Mr cash cow
The druggie pothead
Noisy
Nosy nutter
Mr lovely next door
Mr lovely windows

He's Welsh not Scottish
Reverend Killjoy
The Gatsbys
Herman Munster