Teach me the characters of the potential new Tory leaders in three words

[GreenDragone]

I don't have a tv or radio so my exposure to current news is limited. I hear today that the following 5 names are contenders for the new tory leadership. Can you describe each of them to me in three words please so I can get the gist of them? Many thanks!

Boris Johnson
Michael Gove
Jeremy Hunt
Sajid Javid
Dominic Raab

Yes, the internet at your disposal is so limiting.

1. Boris Johnson
2. Michael Gove
3. Jeremy Hunt
4. Sajid Javid
5. Dominic Raab

1. Arriviste Mister Toad
2. Ingratiating Little Creep
3. Blancmange Made Flesh
4. Peter Principle Exemplified
5. Harem-Domiciled Eunuch

Bunch of pricks?

Dangerous! Smart enough to garner support, too foolish to put in charge of the country. All with a side serving of self-interest.

Allrhough I like entirely’s version, too.

Lying, thieving scum. or just politicians.

Boris Johnson - blonde, affable, appeaser

Michael Gove - twit, insignificant, vain

Jeremy Hunt - liberal, boring, unremarkable

Sajid Javid - evil genie, liar

Dominic Raab - fab, decent, likeable

1. BJ: extravagant unprincipled opportunist.

2.MG: easily led opportunist.

1. JH: stubborn millionaire opportunist.
2. SJ: backstabbing stupid opportunist.

1. DR: selfpromoting space waste.

If I absolutely had to choose, I'd take JH. If I could only pick one to be absolutely sure he wouldnt get in, id pick SJ because I think he's a dangerous man flirting with authoritarianism.

I hear this wild new invention called the Internet, to which you obviously have access, contains large amounts of current news, including access to radio and tv current affairs programmes.

1. What a twat
2. What a twat
3. What a twat.
4. Who? Who? Who?
5. Repeat owl noises

Jacob Rees Mogg - even bigger twat

Who gives a fuck. They are all shits. No distinguishing between any of them.

Shouldn't rees-mogg be in there ?