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Children getting too much chocolate
Children playing football/trampolining in their own gardens
The tussles with nurseries over who should apply suncream
Then soon outrage over trick or treaters over the age of 11
Then Christmas decorations being put up too early
And so the seasons continue and the world keeps turning.

Oh OP you missed many!

You missed the plane seats (begin now and end August some time) and my child wore a green sock and was sent home (September) and the begging threads that start in October and climax three days before Christmas with no presents and starving children. You missed Father’s Day and mother’s day and people reminiscing about summer holidays of old, where they were chucked out with a jam sandwich and flask of tea!

I did, how remiss of me! And of course, there will be many, many wedding guest threads between now and October. Perhaps I can attend to them in advance....
No white, black only if you're also wearing a colour and if your kids aren't invited don't take them. There, that's saved us all a lot of time 😂