In the middle of sorting out the kids so that we can settle down for the rest of the evening (camping style set up on our little boat).
He's lying down watching Netflix whilst I'm actually doing stuff.
'Do , do !'
'I've done that! I'm actually in the middle of doing this! If you turned around, you see!'
Getting very fed up, I told him, 'If there's something you think of, just assume that I've either done it or I'm about to do it.'
He looked up and said, 'How about a blow job?'
I told him, 'Just assume I've already done it.'