Should I tell this lady

[IkickedtheBigC]

At the next table, sat outside at a garden centre that she's just picked her dog up to give it a huge kiss and cuddle and it's smeared it's are e a cross her pristine white tea shirt?!
She's currents saying 'Give mummy a kissy' and it's squirming and lolloping all over her.

Smeared it's arse! 🐶

She'll notice soon enough

One of the funniest things I ever saw was in my friends Boutique/clothing shop.

She had a cream carpet and whilst I was in there a regular customer who bought a lot from my friend, popped in with her English Bull Terrier.

My friend smiled through gritted teeth as she didn’t want the dog in the shop but didn’t want to upset one of her best customers.

So as my friend started showing the customer some new items that had come in the dog sat down then scooted around on his backside rubbing his bottom hole over the carpet leaving skid marks.

I had to run out the back of the shop so as to not laugh in front of the customer.

Even funnier to me was my friend started speaking in a squeaky voice as she pretended to find the dog cute and make “Aw he’s lovely” comments.