Just inhaled a cheerio, hows your day going?

[TeddyIsaHe]

Coughed whilst eating Cheerios out of the box like the lazy heathen I am and inhaled one of the buggers. Life only flashed partially before my eyes so I think it’s all good. That’ll teach me for not eating properly when dd isn’t here.

At least it has a hole if it gets stuck? This is why I prefer eating the cereal dust than actual cereal. I have been known to whack the bag with a rolling pin to encourage the dust formation.

My tooth crumbled when eating a croissant.

I KNEW I should have stuck to the diet.

I also sneezed and my tampon dislodged. While I was in the middle of a work video call. It’s not been a great day tbh

I bought a new set of shears so I can go out to the garden and cut down some bushes. How is this my life now. What happened to not going out till 9pm. And stumbling home at 5am.

Spending all day in the pub with friends.
Now I do gardening and argue with my teenager.
Ugh.

I went out for a walk. Half way on the walk I looked at my feet for some reason and realised I had odd boots on!

That made me giggle!

I've had quite a good day, thanks for asking

I was lazy and leaned over a metal bar to reach something on the other side, and felt my ribs on one side all crunch up. Fook it hurt!

I was once walking down the street and drinking at the same time.
I suddenly realised I could do this weird circular breathing thing that meant I could breathe and drink at the same time.
I was so impressed with myself until I immediately started choking and had to sit in a shop doorway thinking I was going to die.

Not my finest hour.