I'm not the poo troll

[churchthecat]

... I promise - HQ can verify if necessary.

But isn't going for a massive shit the best thing EVER after a couple days of not going?

I feel reborn. I'm going to go weigh myself!

Sorry, just had to share.

Congratulations, but TMI.

Sorry, I'm just so happy right now. And light!

I NC'd for this obvs.

it is very liberating i quite agree

I'm having a glass of Prosecco to celebrate 🥂

Is that you Julian?

I feel exactly the same. My soul sings afterwards

My dog always takes great joy in having a big dump, she just comes alive bouncing around feeling very pleased with herself!

Our cat gets grumpy before a poo and emerges from her litter box like an angel!

😁😂🙌🏻

Why, just why???

Our autistic son gets very giggly after having a poo, like it's a huge relief

I've been taking activated charcoal tablets this last week. Maybe that's the key!

I'm neither poo troll or Julian whoever that may be. Just delighted at having had a decent shit for the first time in days. 😇

It's being reported that Julian Assange spread poo all over the walls of the embassy before he was arrested today. I'm just putting two and two together is all...

@Throughabushbackwards he did whaaaaaat??? Shit house guest.

I thought activated charcoal bunged you up
Obviously not
Dark chocolate with nuts is very good
( medicinal purposes only. Diet tonic ...yuck..also good )
It’s the artificial sweeteners