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I'm not the poo troll

17 replies

churchthecat · 11/04/2019 17:10

... I promise - HQ can verify if necessary.

But isn't going for a massive shit the best thing EVER after a couple days of not going?

I feel reborn. I'm going to go weigh myself!

Sorry, just had to share.

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kaytee87 · 11/04/2019 17:11

GrinGrinGrin

Singlenotsingle · 11/04/2019 17:13

Congratulations, but TMI.

churchthecat · 11/04/2019 17:21

Sorry, I'm just so happy right now. And light! Grin

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churchthecat · 11/04/2019 17:22

I NC'd for this obvs.

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labazsisgoingmad · 11/04/2019 18:20

it is very liberating i quite agree

churchthecat · 11/04/2019 18:55

I'm having a glass of Prosecco to celebrate 🥂

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Throughabushbackwards · 11/04/2019 19:08

Is that you Julian?

clandestinenetwork · 11/04/2019 19:17

I feel exactly the same. My soul sings afterwards Grin

Redpriestandmozart · 11/04/2019 20:08

My dog always takes great joy in having a big dump, she just comes alive bouncing around feeling very pleased with herself!

nombrecambio · 11/04/2019 20:33

Our cat gets grumpy before a poo and emerges from her litter box like an angel!

madhousee · 11/04/2019 20:51

😁😂🙌🏻

crimsonlake · 11/04/2019 20:53

Why, just why???

EggysMom · 11/04/2019 20:53

Our autistic son gets very giggly after having a poo, like it's a huge relief Grin

churchthecat · 11/04/2019 20:56

I've been taking activated charcoal tablets this last week. Maybe that's the key!

I'm neither poo troll or Julian whoever that may be. Just delighted at having had a decent shit for the first time in days. 😇

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Throughabushbackwards · 11/04/2019 21:20

It's being reported that Julian Assange spread poo all over the walls of the embassy before he was arrested today. I'm just putting two and two together is all...

nombrecambio · 11/04/2019 21:23

@Throughabushbackwards he did whaaaaaat??? Shit house guest.

Dowser · 11/04/2019 21:48

I thought activated charcoal bunged you up
Obviously not
Dark chocolate with nuts is very good
( medicinal purposes only. Diet tonic ...yuck..also good )
It’s the artificial sweeteners

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