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So, we've seen the pictures of the Black Hole-what would you throw in it?

129 replies

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/04/2019 10:10

Totally lighthearted(but I know which way these things go)
Apart from all the big stuff (Brexit, climate change, plastics) what would you happily throw in, never to be seen again?
Today-that really thick, sealed plastic packaging that needs industrial scissors to open. (Ironic as it was scissors inside) Impossible, then deadly sharp.(currently have finger wrapped in kitchen roll)
go for it ...

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Palominoo · 11/04/2019 10:18

Jeremy Corbyn, Mrs May, The Obama’s, The Clinton’s, The Clooneys, Justin Trudeau, Spiders, Cucumber, all of the looney left, liberals, Gary Lineker, Eddie Izzard, Diane Abbot, Beetroot, Chavs, pawsophilea, rapists, people who lie about being raped, drink drivers, burglars, muggers, cold callers, reality tv, the kardashian family.... lots more but I need to catch my breath Grin

Palominoo · 11/04/2019 10:20

Pawsophilea? That means paedophiles! ^

LizzieSiddal · 11/04/2019 10:20

Poverty, Brexit and misogyny.

We should all have a nice life it that lot didn’t exist.

Persimmonn · 11/04/2019 10:21

My siblings.

Mrsjayy · 11/04/2019 10:21

Gemma Collins harsh I know

Shadycorner · 11/04/2019 10:25

Criminals who pray on the elderly. (Sorry. Not light-hearted.)

Nigel Garage and Jacob Rees Smugg.

All my clutter!

Palominoo · 11/04/2019 10:31

Dog/pet thieves, animal abusers.

Palominoo · 11/04/2019 10:37

Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, modern rap music and artists, Beyoncé and her husband Jay Z, Russell Brand, slugs, Remoaners, pot holes, sultana’s, raisins, all dried fruit, gelatine, litter louts, vaping, smoking, excessive packaging..... and breathe....

Japonicaflower2 · 11/04/2019 10:46

Trump.
Followed by rapists, terrorists, drug dealers and serial criminals.
And probably a whole lot of other things/people once I get started!

PoptartPoptart · 11/04/2019 10:48

MIL, SIL, and exH Grin

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 11/04/2019 10:52

Cancer, cigarettes, my BiL, Brexit, cats, spiders, wasps, the leak in my kitchen ceiling

cricketmum84 · 11/04/2019 10:59

Trump
Wasps
TM
The bin men who are currently blocking my car in
JW who peer through your window
Mental illness
BMW drivers

Ticklingcheese · 11/04/2019 11:08

palominoo
Pawsophilia - You just made me think I missed out on a new trend, some crazy with a paw fettish 😂.
Lots of good suggestions, I like the sipling one.
How about everyone causing heartache?

SilverySurfer · 11/04/2019 11:28

Corbyn and Abbott
Whiny Brexit Remainers
Kardashians
My right hip
Two stone off my weight
TV ads
The EU (not individual countries)
All religions

Palominoo · 11/04/2019 11:42

Meghan and Harry.

groundcontroltomontydon · 11/04/2019 11:47

Poverty, disease, misogyny, class, the Houses of Parliament and its occupants, smoking and vaping, reality TV, people who pick their nose and scratch their bits on public transport, Dyson vacuum cleaners and flip flops

palebluewalls · 11/04/2019 11:53

My brothers girl friend, she's a nasty old cow

MotherOfTheNoise · 11/04/2019 12:11

My knitting currently as it's not doing what I've told it to do.

tardyheart · 11/04/2019 12:13

A company that has been cold calling my office direct line for the past week- 5 times yesterday. TPS registered number, gggrrrr.......formal complaint made.

Social Media influencers #gifted #ad #influencers #influencer #blogger #feckofyoubigloadoffeckers

tectonicplates · 11/04/2019 12:44

My ex.

Also manspreaders.

Topseyt · 11/04/2019 12:52

Brexit and everything and everyone associated with it.

Spiders too, as they are such hideous creatures.

noblegiraffe · 11/04/2019 12:56

The guy who thought it was appropriate to bring a packet of biscuits to the cinema.

IntoValhalla · 11/04/2019 12:58
  • All the mayonnaise in the world.
  • My father-in-law
  • Eammon Holmes
  • All the noisy toys that are not fitted with a volume button
BuzzPeakWankBobbly · 11/04/2019 13:21

Love how this lighthearted thread includes the sublime, the ridiculous and of course a hefty dose of right-on virtue signalling!

For me it would probably be the corner of my bed that I am forever stubbing my toe on.

And anyone who doesn't indicate at roundabouts when where is traffic waiting to join.

BuzzPeakWankBobbly · 11/04/2019 13:22

And coffee cake. Masquerading as a yummy looking nice treat but then...