So, we've seen the pictures of the Black Hole-what would you throw in it?

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

Totally lighthearted(but I know which way these things go)
Apart from all the big stuff (Brexit, climate change, plastics) what would you happily throw in, never to be seen again?
Today-that really thick, sealed plastic packaging that needs industrial scissors to open. (Ironic as it was scissors inside) Impossible, then deadly sharp.(currently have finger wrapped in kitchen roll)
go for it ...

My last boss.
People who are arrogant and act entitled.
Big spiders.

Storage heaters

Disco

Spiders

moths (dusty little bastards)
my son's MIL
tick-box exercises (see also radio adverts with garbled T&Cs)
half my body weight
clothes advertised as coatigans, or even worse, shackets!!
that new Fanta Grape flavour - WTAF???
dust
dog hair (but not my lovely dogs)
Ed Sheeran and George Ezra
caravans
period pain and the menopause that tricks you - tricky bastard!
carrots
the Geography teacher 2 classrooms down who keeps nicking all my paper - yes that padlock is there because of you, and that stupid r in your name does not make you sound posh, you scruffy robdog!!

My vile,bullying coworker

Acne and spots and blackheads

Thrush and cystitis

ex's
all the junk in my house
people who are cruel to animals
chocolate and cakes without them id be nice and slim

The term "black hole". It's not a bloody hole.

Jacob Rhys Mogg.
Ian Duncan Smith.
David Cameron.
George Osbourne.
Nadine Dorris.
Mark Francois.
Theresa May.
Nigel Farage.
Chris Grayling.
And finally... Jeremy Hunt.

All the stuff I'm too lazy to take to the tip and charity shop. Clearly driving to the edge of the universe would be easier than stepping over it in my hall way.

Thread worms - turned me into some cleaning obsessive weirdo the time we had it, I bloody hate housework as it is and felt gross. Happily see them removed from the face of the planet.

All photographic evidence of the terrible haircut I had to grow out. Still haunts me.

That weird stringy white mouth shite that comes when you have a specific kind of toothpaste.

Dentist/Doctor/Hospital waiting times.

The person or person that gives Clark’s footwear those ruddy awful names.

Plopsy Fandango and the like.

Hairs found in food that are not yours.

Anyone that licks their index finger to turn a page of a book or magazine.

My cervix, uterus, womb.. the whole reproductive area.

16 days late and just came on AF.

my DH's favourite gardening jumper .
Its brown, old , felted , been mended many times , I've patched the elbows and it's indestructible .

@teyem 😂😂😂😂

The cold virus for me. I'm sick of being a tired snotty mess.

Horses being taken out for exercise on a road by an owner who just wants to walk slowly and chat to her friend who is riding the horse beside her. Exercise properly in a field, and chat over a cuppa somewhere please!

Ageing
Work
Tiredness
Peanut butter
Brexit
Poverty
Suffering
Pain
Etc

Abusive ILs. FIL first as he’s a fucking bully followed by BIL, SIL.

Then my abusive siblings and abusive ex.

@123fushia bit unreasonable there. One of the pleasures of horse owning is going on a nice long hack with good company!

Black mould.
Chin hair.
Astigmatism.
DanTDM

My stupid non working combi boiler. I'm freezing and have been since it broke two weeks ago.

The stupid gas fitter who has let me down twice now by just not turning up.

The term "black hole". It's not a bloody hole. Pedants. 😉Sorry, as I'm no Astro physicist, I dunno what it's called.
Seat belts made for tall people that end up nearly strangling short arses like me.
The person who lets either their large dog or their small dire wolf shit in the middle of our gate way on the pavement regularly.
Getting old, with its attendant aches and pains, that can go to a galaxy far far away.