So, we've seen the pictures of the Black Hole-what would you throw in it?

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

Totally lighthearted(but I know which way these things go)
Apart from all the big stuff (Brexit, climate change, plastics) what would you happily throw in, never to be seen again?
Today-that really thick, sealed plastic packaging that needs industrial scissors to open. (Ironic as it was scissors inside) Impossible, then deadly sharp.(currently have finger wrapped in kitchen roll)
go for it ...

Social Media influencers #gifted #ad #influencers #influencer #blogger #feckofyoubigloadoffeckers

There's a guy on my local FB town page who advertises jobs using hashtags like that. Apart from the fact people don't generally search FB with hashtags, he uses the opposite tags of what would actually be useful, e.g.

#Want a full-time sales job #in Buzztown?
#No telesales, great commission #structure
Contact #Me #Via PM

Cretin.

Garlic.
Gin.
Prosecco.
Tea.
The twat in the hat outside parliament and all moaning remainers.
The EU.
The labour party.
BMW and Audi drivers.
Cyclists.
Idris Elba.

Lordy me, that soon shed the lighthearted. How about inanimate objects? And people that can't be identified(before it degenerates into another boring Brexit/politics debate?) I think we all agree on the fact that certain criminals and crimes shouldn't exist.
Marzipan, every last bit of it. And frangipan.

Idris Elba is an inanimate object.

Milton Keynes

Some days myself, other days DH.

Generally, MIL, Jeremy Corbyn, one of my old teachers.
All my family's stupid health problems including mine.

Possibly our shitty house but only if our insurance covers black holes...

Meghan and Harry and the circus that surrounds them
Dils ex and brother
People who leave their car radio on when parked near our caravan. I don’t want to hear your fufn music
Rude people
Cobbled streets
There’s more

People who whinge about Harry and Meghan

People who say "breggzit"

The film covering ready meals/meat etc that is impossible to rip off

Wasps

BuzzPeakWankBobbly
Love how this lighthearted thread includes the sublime, the ridiculous and of course a hefty dose of right-on virtue signalling!

Spot on, where would MN be without their virtue signallers

If anyone's visiting it, please get my odd socks and teaspoons for me. There must be hundreds of them.

James Nesbitt and Hugh Grant. Throw them in but tied to a piece of elastic so that I can have the thrill of seeing them be repeatedly thrown back in after they bounce back out.

Cinnamon jellybeans.

Marmite.

Daddy long legs - what are they even for? Pointless flappy bastards.

Tea bags that disintegrate when you try to fish them out of your cup.

Hershey’s chocolate. Abomination.

I should have a special button I can press to launch crap drivers into the black hole too. Ford Focus man who cut me up with a spectacular boy of dangerous driving this morning would have been first to be launched.

My boss

The Tory party

The DWP

Buttons

There's no point trying to throw Brexit into a black hole because as something moves closer to a black hole it it distorts the space-time continuum in such a way that by the time it gets to the event horizon, at least to the outside observer, time appears to stand still and the item never falls in.

I think our Theresa is doing a bloody good job of replicating this process on her own.

Whatever it is that's pooing in my garden. And if it has an owner, them too.
Bananas.
Cars that are too wide for parking spaces.
Potholes.
Diet Coke Strawberry.
Thanos.

Tectonic noooooo... I don't want to be job less!! Agree it's a pretty soulless place though. Hatfield town centre would be better...

Cold shoulder tops.

One sleeve dresses.

Crocs.

Toms.

Scarves doubled
in half and pulled through the loop.

Big artificial eyebrows.

Eyeball piercings

Lauren Goodger, although there might be some turbulence if she draws in breath through her ginormous lips and causes the black hole to resist being turned inside out.

Mark Wright, his sister Jess and their mother.

Eyeball piercings

Eyeball piercings?! Do I really want to Google that?

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Hershey’s chocolate. Abomination.

I'm shocked - do you really not like chocolate which tastes like vomit?

It is incredible though, isn't it? Over two years it took to put it all together... and they come up with a gargantuan big fat nothing.

And there's the black hole as well.

All the tabloid journalists.
Bloggers.
Trump.
Farage, Gove and JRM.

They can all keep each other entertained.

Very slow drivers
Very fast drivers
Drivers who don't indicate
Drivers who only drive at 40mpr
Drivers who cover their windscreen with crap/satnav
Drivers who can't park
I think I would easily half the population and life would be lovely.