Had a v disturbing dream last night about someone I work with...

[Meretricious]

...one of those dreams. Urgh. WTF was my brain thinking. He’s the most unreasonable least fanciable man in the world. I’ll have to see him next week. How can I look him in the eye?

Oh god, me too. Urgh. I feel betrayed by my own brain.

I know....betrayed is the word. My subconscious has no taste...

I had a dream a few months ago that I had lesbian sex with a woman from work, (a) I’m not a lesbian and (b) even if I were I don’t think I’d have been attracted to her lol.

They say you dream about your deepest, darkest desires so although you don’t want to admit it you may have felt some sort of attraction to this man at one point, even if it was just for a split second, that you’ve tried to repress ever since.

Well if that's true. I'm v warped indeed.