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‘Start on 100mls’ I read afterwards...

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Flower777 · 11/04/2019 01:28

Prune juice.

I had already had around 500 mls when I read that little gem. My stomach is making some very unusual noises....!!!

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colditz · 11/04/2019 01:43

I hope you're typing this from the toilet

NameChangeSameRage · 11/04/2019 01:49

Don't expect to sleep tonight.

managedmis · 11/04/2019 01:49

Crikey

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Flower777 · 11/04/2019 02:59

Yeah. I’m near the toilet.

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Ifeelinclined · 11/04/2019 03:03

Oh no! Poor you!

ColeHawlins · 11/04/2019 03:05

Oh Lordy Sad

Do you have any buscopan? The cramps could be worse than the, erm, obvious.

Original poster
Flower777 · 11/04/2019 03:06

I’m actually ok my stomach is just making such weird noises!!!

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ColeHawlins · 11/04/2019 03:07

It would be. It's like a visit from dynarod!

Original poster
Flower777 · 11/04/2019 03:07

I don’t have any buscopan unfortunately.

I’m going to try and get some sleep 😬

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Original poster
Flower777 · 11/04/2019 03:07

😂

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Angie169 · 11/04/2019 04:44

To be said in a 1950s drama type film voice when the hero has just rescued the damsel in distress from the mouth of a volcano

STAND BACK SHES GONA BLOW

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