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I’m in love with Keanu Reeves

41 replies

Littlepond · 05/04/2019 20:31

Not just oh I think he’s nice. I LOVE HIM. I’m seriously in love with Keanu.
Do you think he will ever notice me?

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Creatureofthenight · 05/04/2019 20:32

I saw him first Wink

HoldMyGirl · 05/04/2019 20:33

You could try stalking him...
that might work?

ILikeyourHairyHands · 05/04/2019 20:34

I you'll find I saw him first. About 30 years ago.

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Littlepond · 05/04/2019 20:34

I think I might die if he doesn’t love me back

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KingHenrysCodpiece · 05/04/2019 20:34

No he's with me. You should stop lusting after other womens husbands. Don't force me to havr to take you down.......

BeardedMum · 05/04/2019 20:37

Makes a change from the Bercow-love lately

blamethecat · 05/04/2019 20:37

Soz love he's mine. Keep your mits off. Grin

Eatmycheese · 05/04/2019 20:37

Hands off

barryfromclareisfit · 05/04/2019 20:38

Go for it. You might be just what he needs.

ChristineBaskets · 05/04/2019 20:38

He's amazing in every way. I can't wait for John Wick 3 to come out. ❤️

BooseysMom · 05/04/2019 20:40

I'm in love with Noel Fielding and would even try and get really good at baking to get on Bake Off!! It's just everything about him..his hair, his smile and he's naturally hilarious. I'm so jealous of his wife Shock

HaventGotAllDay · 05/04/2019 20:41

It's ok. We can all have him because he's so lovely he loves everyone.
Lovely man. Inside and out.
And apart from that I'd even let him eat crisps in bed and lie in the crumbs so he didn't have to.

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Littlepond · 05/04/2019 20:51

You don’t understand. I LOVE him. He is everything. No one will ever love him the way I do

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managedmis · 05/04/2019 21:08

He still looks 30

ChiefClerkDrumknott · 05/04/2019 21:10

I think not, he’s mine and has been since 1989 Grin

ChiefClerkDrumknott · 05/04/2019 21:13

I would, however, recommend subscribing to this sub-reddit: KeanuBeingAwesome

CoolCarrie · 05/04/2019 21:19

Keanu is all mine! I’ve got a cushion with his face on it,and another one with Mrs Keanu Reeves on it. He seems a genuinely bloody lovely man, who has dealt with tragic losses His mother did a wonderful job, as he seems to care with all the charities he quietly supports.

EnidButton · 05/04/2019 21:20

I think everyone is aren't they? He's an utterly lovely human being.

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Littlepond · 05/04/2019 21:37

None of you know him like I do

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JenniferJareau · 05/04/2019 21:39

Join the queue Wine

PoppyStellar · 05/04/2019 21:45

Yep, another one saying he’s mine too. Keanu always makes my heart go a bit giddy. You definitely wouldn’t kick him out of bed Grin

Frogshoe · 05/04/2019 21:49

I love him. I went to t in the park years ago just so I could see him and his band. I hate festivals but it was worth it

RelapsedChocoholic · 05/04/2019 22:03

Ohh- I love him too, he’s so bootifulllll!!!!

But step aside to you HaventGotAllDay! Grin
I'd even let him eat crisps in bed and lie in the crumbs so he didn't have to
Wow! That is true love!

IncrediblySadToo · 05/04/2019 22:05

There’s simply no accounting for taste 🤷🏻‍♀️

BiscuitDrama · 05/04/2019 22:07

But why are there no photos on this thread?

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