He Moved!! - Lighthearted

[PotterHead1985]

So. There was a spider of the big black bulbous variety over my bedroom window (indoors) last night. I made it espresso clear he wasn't to move. This morning he has moved and I don't know where to . What now.

Smh. Expressly even.

I’d say he is under your pillow waiting to pounce , you should sleep outside tonight

That would have to be gone before I slept in that room. . But now it has escaped you can hunt it down in the corners of the room with the hoover nozzle. Make sure it's nice and bright in the room so you can't miss it. A small brown one appeared from under the bed when I was hoovering today and I hoovered it up but then felt bad as it wasn't scary like the big black long-legged things. In fact I prob will have nightmares now! Good luck x

I found him. Little prick was crawling on me whilst I tried to sleep last night shudder don't think I will sleep for a week now.

You shouldn't of given him a espresso the poor think will of been whizzing around the room all night.
Give him horlicks tonight and he will dozeoff in a quiet corner.