Celebs Do Laundry

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*light hearted...
I've just hopped channels to see C5 Celebs 'do something with horses'. I can't see who any of them are for the Stetsons! From what I can gather they are all celebs because they've done other (all other) reality shows.
What else could we get them to do??? Celebs Peel Hard Boiled eggs? Celebrity Carpet Fitters?

How about Celebrity Smear Tests? Might raise the attendance rate.

That's a great idea! I bet Tanya Bardsley would do it too!
On my first whistle, draw your knees up. On my second whistle, Drop Those Knees!

I want a celebrity game show similar to Running Man where the contestants are z listers and get hunted down and killed.

Imagine how high the ratings would be watching Gemma Collins get harpooned or electrocuted?

I shouldn't be laughing...
I bet some of them would do it, you know.

The whole reality thing is such a worrying sitch.

Over the past few months I have seen them on canal boats, camping, coach trips, and I saw something about a Ranch tonight.

Although I didn't recognise a soul on the Ranch one.

Ah, it was a ranch! You couldn't see their faces for the cowboy hats anyway.

Yup, sugar free farm, fat farm, actual farm, on quiz shows, on coach tours, on "Marigold" tours, on segways, up mountains, buying antiques, dancing, skating, baking...

Celebrity SAS on C4 now.