...but my 'no-thigh gap' thighs have worn a hole in my jeans! Gone right through the crotch area! I have inbuilt ventilation now! I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 
I'm gutted actually, they were my favourites. I had them for a few great years (sob) and I'd spent those said years fading them nicely from inky black to a soft charcoal. Argh!
I have actually considered patching the hole so I can continue wearing them that's how much I love them (sad I am) or maybe even wearing coloured hot pants under them as some weird fashion statement, "look at me, my groin munches through denim but look, funky pants though!" 
Also I could have been wearing them a couple days without knowing and flashing my bits because, well, who washes them after each wear? Definitely not Mr. Levi's!
Tell me I'm not the only one, please! 


R.I.P lovely snuggly jeans.