I accidentally ate a bit of skin.

[Geekster1963]

My eczema on my hands isn’t good at the moment. I had a custard slice for a treat this morning and was licking off my finger what I thought was a bit of pastry, it wasn’t.....

Ah...that's unfortunate.

Never mind, it's nothing that wasn't part of you to begin with.

Mmmm nice 😂

At least it wasn't someone else's

(unless there's a massive drip feed ahead)

I got French kissed by a random dog on the common this morning. I was crouching down to coo over a puppy when some small terrier type came barrelling in out of no where, bounced and licked my face just as I was telling the puppy how cute it was. I ended up with dog tongue in my mouth 🤢.

I have had eczema too and now I'm grossed out and don't think I'll be able to eat a custard slice for a while. Thanks for the image

We are stopped at traffic lights yesterday, and the guy in the car was making a decent-sized snack of bogeys. I mean, he was right in there, digging around, then putting whatever he found in his mouth. Totally unaware and unashamed.

After a full 90 seconds he turned round to see me, DH and three kids like this:

I think I once read that eating bogies was a good way to boost your immune system, Estrella. Maybe he prefers them to Vit C tablets.

In that case he's the healthiest fucker alive!

At least it was your own. I had the bit of skin off a patient I was dressing fly straight to the back of my throat. I tried like mad to cough it up but couldn’t get it out

It's ok, my toddler got his snot in my mouth the other night.

Yuck peter sorry Noon

backs out slowly, crying tears of blood

He he it's okay. I'm sure the waistline will be happy haha

My toddler threw up in my mouth.

OP have you seen your doctor about your eczema? I recently saw mine and she gave me an absolute miracle cream, I’ve only had to use it a few times and it’s totally cleared up

Much better than OTC remedies

I eat loads of my skin. I'm forever biting my fingers and wolfing down the bits I peel off. Used to do it to my toes as well but I'm too fat now. It won't do you any harm.

LOL! I would imagine the bulk of anyone's mucus goes straight down the back of their throats anyway so in a sense he was just adding a step in to the process. Apparently, the flash name for it is 'mucography'....

This is hilarious! Don’t you know that every time you use a public loo or are seated close to a farter you inhale minute particles of faeces? Eating your own skin is fine in the grande scheme of things

That's nothing. I've licked my kids poo of my wrist.

Twice.

(I thought it was chocolate)

Op you are a real cannibal!

Why do I keep coming back to this thread [santa]

My DD threw up in my mouth once as well. A whole bottle of Apatamil...

Wrist poo