A little cheeky....but what's in/on your bedside cabinet

[WholeLottaLottie]

There was a post yesterday about what's in your fridge and it was funny. So let's see what's in your bedside cabinet /drawers whatever.
Here's mine, and its frightfully boring!!!

on top
Lamp
Book
Dish for my jewellery
Glasses

in the top drawer

Sleeping pills
Ear plugs
Eye mask
Night cream
Hand cream
A condom about 6 years out of date. (We don't use them any more...clearly)

middle drawer
Handcuffs
Lube
Naughty underwear

bottom drawer
Phone charger
USB stick
Laptop
Sunglasses case
Various plug adapters no friggin clue for where though
A watch box
A bath bomb
A dairy milk wrapper
Old bank card
A black lightning action figure (ds had t played figures for about 4 years!!)
A leg..off God knows who.
Take a break mag from 3 years ago
And a TV remote....we diet even have a TV I'm the room!

So what's In yours...

We don't have cabinets, we have cream round tables with 3 tiny drawers around the rim of the table top.

On mine I have a lamp, 3 framed photos, a tiny potion bottle, Jo Malone hand cream, a box of tissues and currently my antibiotics.

Tiny drawers - some spare buttons in those tiny bags, taken from clothing
Nail scissors
Random receipts

That's it!

On top - Lamp, photo frame, alarm clock/radio, phone plugged in to charger, ipad, water bottle

Top drawer - all sorts of crap. Hand cream, a bookmark, notepad, newspaper cutting, tweezers, batteries, hair tie, plastic bag, kitkat, lots and lots of pens, safety pin, receipts.
Middle drawer - magazines, books, birthday card for my sister
bottom drawer - medicines

I have;

Lamp
Cactus
Candle
Handcream
Lip balm
Jewellery
Sudocrem
Medication
Water bottle
Teddy Bear
Book

Don't have drawers a d recently decluttered or there would be piles of other crap on there.