Who do you have a completely unacceptable crush on? Help me feel better

[nelsonmuntzslingshot]

I’ve realised I’ve got a bit of a crush on Dominic Raab Obviously this is completely unacceptable and I hate myself. Now make me feel better and tell me yours.

Peter Mandleson...

My work friend fancies Warwick Davis!!??

These are good Anyone else got a secret confession?

The man who rebuilt my fence last week. He had muscles on muscles and it was very distracting

Miles from Made In Chelsea. He seems like a massive player and I think he is young enough to be my son but I so fancy him.

I would never, ever, ever tell anyone this in real life.

Freddie Mercury.

I'm not sure if that's unacceptable or not though. He was very sexy imo but is it ok to fancy an overtly gay man? It feels wrong for some reason!

@lovelylondonsky
Well I've got Peter Mandleson

Jacob Rhys mogg.
I'm deeply ashamed.

Oh and Timothee Chalamet who is basically a child compared to me... but hes gorgeous!

NB hes not an actual child hes just very young

Piers Morgan, I had a mucky dream about him a couple of years ago. Whenever he’s on tv I immediately turn it off because I can’t cope with the shame of getting uncontrollable fanny gallops.

Jacob Rhys mogg.
I'm deeply ashamed

Well you've beaten me. At least Dominic Raab is of this Century!

Ed Balls

another one for jacob rees mogg 🙈 then again i also used to crush on jeremy clarkson and boris johnson so clearly i have shocking taste in men 😂

Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

I was 16 years old when he was born so that makes this crush a bit creepy. Lol

And yes, a Freddie Mercury crush is completely acceptable.

Jeremy Clarkson I probably would actually Alex Turner is hot!