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Palominoo · 01/04/2019 12:06

Saw this little gem from a Facebook acquaintance -

MEN OF VALOR THINK VERY DEEP ON THIS:

🌿💫Erection is a state of arousal of sexual desires in a man in preparation for sexual exploit.

🌿💫Having an erection is natural but obeying the dictates of your erection is a choice.

🌿💫For every erection, there's a responsibility. Wise men have control over their erection but foolish men obey their erections.😰

🌿💫Any erection not properly controlled is capable of leading one to early grave☠.

🌿💫Unsolicited erection is no respecter of persons.

🌿💫Anointing, Mantles, Righteousness, Godliness, Strength, Age, etc has no power over erection, only self-control and self discipline can curb an erection.😊

🌿💫Many became useless fathers because they didn't control their erections.

🌿💫👮‍♂Some are in prison because they followed the dictates of their stupid erection.

🌿💫Others have lost great opportunities in life because their erection pushed them.

🌿💫🛌Most men are bed-ridden at the altar of uncontrollable erection.

🌿💫The stupidity of erection is that most times it isn't selective.

🌿💫��Unchecked erection has led great kings to be at the bed of their slaves and house maids.

🌿💫Stupid erection has led most men to having sex with their blood sisters, their own mothers, house maids, in laws, strangers, etc👺.

🌿💫Erection has not left the clergy out of the drama as many have been found messing up with those they ought to be Shepherd over. What a stupid erection!

🌿💫💪A strong man is not measured by the level of his physical muscle or by the number of nations he has conquered but by his ability to control his erection.

🌿💫 No man in history could be said to be more powerful than Samson yet his erection made him the weakest in history, his erection made him fall at the lap of a woman.

🌿💫 David killed Goliath and conquered many great nations but he couldn't conquer his erection, he became weak at the sight of Bathsheba, the wife of his servant.

🌿💫Reuben ruined his future and generation after him because of his uncontrollable erection.

🌿💫Don't let your erection destroy your destiny!

🌿💫Your erection is a sign you are a real man but following it to everywhere it leads you is a sign of weakness😒.

🌿💫Any man who cannot control his erection can't control his life.

🌿💫😊😘The only time your erection cannot mislead you is when you use it within the confines of your marriage.

*🌿💫Stop following your erection, u are not a goat, but human.

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Unto Him who is able to keep u from falling i commit each and everyone
of u we shall all finish well and finish strong.

KINDLY SHARE THIS WITH EVERY MAN ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.

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BastardGoDarkly · 01/04/2019 12:09

Okaaaaaaay

SansasSnatch · 01/04/2019 12:10

Cuckoo

Bluntness100 · 01/04/2019 12:12

What the hell?

I'm assuming late April fools. Anyone who shares that would come across as a right nutter. 🤣

elQuintoConyo · 01/04/2019 12:12

Laughing out loud here!

What a load of flaccid piffle Grin

Palominoo · 01/04/2019 12:14

Not an April Fools!

It is from an African country.

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MephistophelesApprentice · 01/04/2019 12:14

Following the dictates (ha!) of my lust has led my to sex, love, wealth and crazy adventures. Safety - yes, courtesy - always, but otherwise my erection leads me ever onward.

Palominoo · 01/04/2019 12:15

Some of ths points are actually quite sound asvuce/observations.

It's the zest and manner in which they are written that amuses me.

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Pavlova31 · 01/04/2019 13:46

Some are but but does the writer go on to give his definition of when the erection never happens in the first place Hmm

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