Dinosaurs roamed the earth back when I lasted dated and I have to say, the introduction of whatsapp has, in my unqualified view, bloody well gone and made things an awful lot more complicated...
has he seen the message?
can he see the joke in that?
is that a closing statement or do I reply again?
how the fuck do I flirt on this?
'Will ye shift my pal?' made it all so much easier