'The teacher thought they were flowers but I told her you prefer wine' I'm

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DD on her Mother's Day card.

Teachers laugh at that, don't they?! Not put me on the alcoholic mothers' register?!

Aww! Children can be so observant.

My DD was retelling Little Red Riding Hood in her own words and told the teacher that Granny would like a bottle of gin in the basket!

Hope not my DS put I love you Mum and your extra cake because you have wine instead 😂

Taking DS to school when he was about 4. Loads of people around, one of his teachers and the lollipop lady. Very loud voice:

'There's the shop where you and daddy always get your dirty beer isn't it mummy?'