Words of wisdom or marital advice needed ... for a hen night

[BigSandyBalls2015]

Help me!
I've been asked this by the maid of honour.

Anyone? I've googled but I'm still at a loss .....is it supposed to funny, insightful, serious? I've no idea.

Do you know why she wants it ? Is it for a scrapbook or other type of keepsake or is she making a speech at the hen do. Does she want the cringey type of thing you'd hear in a 70's sitcom, eg, "make sure you wear the trousers - but not all the time " or something more heartfelt and personal. If I knew it was something only shared with the bride I'd maybe be more inclined to say something personal. If everyone could hear/read it I'd keep it more along the cliched "don't go to bed on an argument" type of thing.

What sort of advice? Funny, rude, serious?

Just found this on Pinterest.