If your car could speak on your behalf?

[caffeineplease]

Sat in traffic this morning and was struck by how vocal I am .
I do want my car fitted with a loud hailer

To shout
"don't buy a huge car if you can't drive it "
" braking suddenly and often does not make your car smaller to get through that gap"
" Jesus woman don't push your buggy out in the road before you actually see the car stop "

And there's more !

Getting into summer, windows down, my comments usually are heard 😳
But mine tend to follow yours...who taught you to drive? Wtf is wrong with you? Nice use of indicators... I live just off a main road, and local town was planned by drunk idiots when it comes to roads.

Oh yes the who taught you to drive comment
And also if your list why not pull over rather than driving erratically at 10 mph !!

Lost not list doh !

"Fucking indicate!"

Oh yes !
And , for some reason mainly on motorways your children should be in their seatbelts ffs

"Get off my arse!"

Or in Cambridge it would be a continuous scream of "Buy some fucking bike lights!"

Don't run out onto the road to get across before the car comes, then slow to a walk once you're in the middle of the road!

When people cut in front of me - “Invisible fucking car!”

I find I use that one a lot .

Glad it's not just me !

I seem to shout Thank you in a very sarcastic way too !

My DP was thoroughly impressed by me shouting "at least buy me a fucking drink before trying to get up my arse!" at a dickhead in a white van, we know the type 🙄🤣 absolutely infuriates me!

@BricksInTheWall
And this is why we must start a campaign to have loud hailers fitted in cars as standard!