Who wants to come and clean my house?

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It's not horrendously filthy! I just fancy it all nice and gleaming, like an Instagrammers house I'm fighting a losing battle.

I figure if 10 of you pop round for a couple of hours that's plenty of time to get it done? I'll supply the cuppas and biscuits of course just don't get crumbs on my clean floors

Where are you?

@DustyMaiden in the NE! Just a little 2 bed, nothing too big

Oh that’s disappointing, I’m in Essex.

I'm in NE Not going to clean your house though, I've enough trouble keeping my tiny 2 bed flat presentable!

Was thinking of selling the kids on eBay to fund a cleaner? To be fair if I sold the kids I wouldn't need the cleaner

@DustyMaiden that is disappointing!

@MrsScamander if you sell your kids will you pay for my cleaner? win-win for us both there!

@dustymaiden - I'm in London, so rather close if you want to come and clean mine instead?