What do you call a group you join, but never leave

[Lardlizard]

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The EU?

Hotel California?

Cult?

Voluntarily never leave or aren't allowed to?

A lifetime something or other?

Family

A cult...

At school we called them "fishnet" easy to get in, hard to get out.

Nothing because everybody dies and leaves eventually

It's 7am on a Sunday OP... 😂

Well not anymore but it was when you posted

Lifelong member?

Mumsnet?

Royston Vasey?

Veronicat, I was coming on to post that

Dead people’s society?

Clever with their manipulation of the Direct Debit scheme.

Nuffield Gym

I don't know but people should read the Ts & Cs better before they sign

FenellaMaxwell beat me to it - definitely Mumsnet!

Amazon Prime?

mulberryapples gave my answer of Hotel California!

And with Amazon Prime, you often don’t even know you’ve joined til it’s too late

The Nationsl Trust? (Damn those Direct Debits )

Adulthood

Parenthood