Should I leave the house?

[LittleMissFunTimes]

I’m on my own (except dog). Am super tired. Am comfy on the settee having watched Celebs Go Dating and As Rumour Has It.

But I’m starving!! And there’s no food in the house. Don’t even know if the milk is ok.

I kinda want crunchy nut cornflakes and toast.

Should I go out to the shop (5mins away max) or go to bed and forget about being hungry?

Definitely go. You'll just lie awake thinking about being hungry. And you'll need milk in the morning. Go! You won't regret it.

Maybe if I hang here long enough a nice MNer might offer to go for me

Uber eats? Deliveroo?

I would order a takeaway if I were you.

5 mins! Don't be lazy! Get to the shop.

You can do it! Think how nice it will be when you are back home eating!
I believe in you!

Uber stuff hasn’t reached these parts and take away will take forever. I have also eaten a very disappointing Burger King today (long drive) which quite frankly ruined my day. So I don’t need more disappointing junk food.

Jam 😳

Thanks Coughing 💪🏻

Should I get chocolate??

Don’t walk OP But if you have a car, pop to the shops. Then you’ll have fresh milk for morning at least.

You could have been to the shop and got back by now. Go!

Pop round, I have bread and hot cross buns and lots of jams. And cold milk and crunchy nut cornflakes.

Definitely buy chocolate, you might need the energy for the arduous hike back from the shops

And a variety of chocolate products. Starting to sound rather boastful?

Get something for the dog too.

go or you'll wake up hungry at 3am and the shops will be shut

Come over to mine. I've just been diagnosed as intolerant to gluten and dairy so I've got a house full of delicious milky, bready, biscuity and cakey loveliness that I can't eat. 😢 You're welcome to all of it.

Elizabeth alright, alright. You sound like my mum 😉

Crabby you’re my hero! Be right round

BTW when I say 5 mins I mean in the car

Tummy is actually rumbling so am definitely going

I’m back!! Got bread, crunchy but, hot cross buns and I’ll.

Also had a very nice chat with the young man behind the till about his dissertation on 1990s Noir films. Or something

OMG Ove just realised said young man suggested I watch a film about porn (and murder) 😳

Did you get me any Orangina? I really fancy some.

Not a chance! I'm in bed. I also have a headful of Hedrin.

Well that sounds like a typical conversation with a shop worker. 🤔 I hope you locked your doors and windows, OP.

Ooh... sexy Butterfly

They’d run out of Orangina, sorry!!

He looked tired. He said he was writing a dissertation. I asked what about. I got an answer. Seems fairly typical to me. What do you talk to shop workers about?

Body Double was the film. Just watched the trailer. No way am watching it. Yes doors all locked (goes to double check)

Well, not about films about porn, that’s for sure. I’m on the sofa, still nursing a hangover and I want something, but I don’t know what.