Need hangover cure. Please help!!

[Whichhouseisbest]

I never drink these days, well maybe 3 times a year. I went out last night and had 2 bottles of wine and loads of cigarettes (I don't smoke!) I feel absolutely shocking. Please help me!

Full fat coke and painkillers.
Poor you!

McDonalds,nap,chocolate,nap

Decent irange ice lollies to get rehydrated, and ones with vitamin C in them. Always perked me up when I had a weekend of drinking. That and more sleep.
If that doesn’t work, hair if the dog 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lots of water. Pop a Berocca in one glass if you can send someone to the shop. Fresh orange juice if you can stomach it. Bacon sandwich perhaps. Rest. More water.

Diet coke and a dirty Gregg's

Lemonade.

Water, caffeine, sugar, salt, carbs - in whatever form they currently appeal to you

As a Scot I'd say full sugar irn bru and a hot roll of fried egg and tattie scone with plenty salt on.

Raw egg, salt, cayenne pepper followed by a blue Powerade and paracetamol. About 20 mins later have a full fat coke and a berocca.
Drown yourself drinking water

Alternatively, if you don't need to drive... get yourself a Bloody Mary or two

Plenty to drink, a dehydration drink in some form and plenty of carbs.

Face the fact you’re going to feel rotten all day (the fags!)

All you can do is make the best of it...

Shower / bubble bath and wash hair
Clean PJs
Full fat coke and paracetamol (people will tell you to lay off the drugs in order to let your liver heal but as a one off...)
Rehydration sachets in a Beroka
A chicken tortilla with ALL the fillings via Deliveroo
Sofa
Water water water (fizzy)
Netflix
Nap
Netflix
Nap
Water
Tea
Biscuits
Nap
Netflix
More Deliveroo
Bed

Jings - you really went for it.

Check if you have any dioralyte sachets kicking about. Get one of them in you.

Full fat fizzy juice

Carbs

Painkillers

A nice long sleep

You need McDonald's! Immediately!

As much of a cooked breakfast as you can manage.
As much fluid as you can manage - water, Irn -Bru, fresh orange juice.
Pain killers - paracetamol.
Shower/wash hair.
Sleep.
Hope it was worth it - you'll recover quicker if you weren't mixing drinks.
Clothes into washing machine - they'll be smelly with cigarette smoke

A banana, ibuprofen and a glass of water works for me.

Good luck, OP.

Eurgh the cigarette smell is horrific! Paracetamols, now ordered pizza and coke (my teen is in heaven!) I feel so sick though, don't know if I can stomach it.

The room is spinning

Have a hot shower.

Just been sick about 3 times... it was horrific. I feel marginally better 10 minutes on though even though am still shaking. Never again! I forgot how terrible hangovers can be.

Lucozade or full fat coke and a bacon butty!