Early 40s and a set of conspiring circumstances has led to the fact that I will be going on a night out with a bunch of ladies in their early twenties.
I'd rather put my slippers on and enjoy the comforts of my sofa but whoomf there it is and I have to do this clubbing thing.
What the heck to wear?! Don't want to look dowdy but I'll be damned if I'm competing with young, lovely things. I am slim and I like to dress funky.
Dance the night away without a care in the world or sip my rioja on the sidelines with cats bum face because there is too much flesh on display?!