Over heard on the train

[StealthPolarBear]

Was Piglet a pig or an armadillo?
Well he's not called Armadillo-let is he!

It seemed to require quite a long, involved discussion, saying mainly that.

Brilliant!

You should have joined the conversation and dropped in a random animal. A boar perhaps. Maybe he was a warthog?

I read once about a lady who rang the police saying her home was full of baby armadillos.

Woodlice.

That's brilliant. They do look like mini armadillos!