Does anyone have a spare £1.25m they don't really need any more

[StealthPolarBear]

I can make good use of it

Stop harshing my buzz guys. If you've not got anything nice to say, or cold hard cash to donate, don't say anything.

@StealthPolarBear I work in York, could probably set up a nice home office in the library though, and work from home some of the time

Look in pic 23, in bottom left corner : there is a cannon on the front lawn! Nothing says posh like a cannon on the front lawn!!

If everyone on MN donated a £1, your problem would be solved!

A semi?! No way! And no land, where would I put the horse 🐎? 😂

Yeah york here to (or can be!!)perfect!
We need a sign "beware or dog and cannon"

Too

Stop harshing my buzz guys. If you've not got anything nice to say, or cold hard cash to donate, don't say anything.

I just want you to find me some more nice properties to look at

I’m also close to there. I’ll pitch in a whole £10.

Are we setting up a MN time share? If so, I’m in. Shotgun the first week of the summer holidays.

You’re getting there! If we all contribute can we all move in? That house is actually about the size of my old school. We could have dorms! And midnight feasts! Yay!

Woo hoo down to £799,871.75, cheap at twice the price.

My favourite currently. Just enough room for the horse and gated access to extensive woodland direct from the garden.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-68381596.html

Hmm yes that's a long way from great ayton :o

A semi? On a LANE? Are you the housemaid? Honestly.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-72028142.html

Balcony's mine for wafting about in a chic 30s chiffon nightgown.

Hand over the cash or I'll share those photos of you with everyone. You know the ones... The swimming teacher and the feather duster

Ooh yes I'm moving to Inverness too

@cherrysoup has the right idea, once all the pine is burned with fire.

I am probably find £50k but I would be expect to have at least six cats in a house that size.

Also fancy this
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-69415418.html

DH is allergic to cats. Ah well, I'm sure we can find alternative arrangements for him

£749,871.75 plus whatever a really nice tent costs

But where to find the wine? Or wifi? It's the ISLE OF SKYE. Aka Mars.

But @SteathPolarBear, the DH claims that Yorkshire is too cold (wuss!) I have, however, seen some seriously stunning properties up there, with great.....tracts of land! Scotland is even cheaper.

I was just looking at what it cost to live in Yorkshire (nothing to do with the Yorkshire vet you understand). I couldn’t find what I was looking for but this looks adequate.

I offer my services for walking through the grounds with a pack of mismatched dogs. I’ll be ruddy and rough but honest is the day is long (when you’re explaining to your guests who/what I am). I bet there’s even some kind of gardeners toilet I can use.

I’m in to the value of £41.75 (total in my current account).

You drink whiskey and send notes out by ferry.
And the sun always shines in North Yorkshire.