DP went out to get popcorn - came back with salty shit, who the hell eats salty popcorn?!
So he went back out for some real sweet stuff ... and came back with a bag of sweet and salted!! Mixed together! Like fucking popcorn roulette!
How fucking difficult is it to go out and buy a bag of popcorn?!
I’ve given up and I’m eating Maltese’s instead 🙄