Shitty Parenting Tips (Light hearted)

[Leafyhouse]

Am absolutely over the moon this morning. Have managed to cook pancakes for 3 children without setting off the smoke alarm even once.

How did I manage it, I hear you ask? Simple. Take the batteries out of the smoke alarm first. It's all about the planning, people...

Anybody else with other inspirational tips for an easy life?

If your recycle wheelie bin is looking a bit full, stick young child in the top and get them to jump up and down. You can pack more in nicely!

Oh, and don't forget to take them out again, unless your bar for shitty parenting is quite low and/or you want to watch Tipping Point in peace.