I just had a totally filthy dinner and it was lush

[lottielady]

Packet of microwave brown rice.
Chopped up frankfurters.
Chopped up chargrilled peppers out of a jar.
Chopped up cherry tomatoes.
All mixed together with green pesto.
Sprinkled with Parmesan and a grind of black pepper.

Christ it was lovely

Are you having a breakdown? It sounds horrifying!

mmm bit healthy
where’s the lard?

That just sounds like a dinner to me? Why is it filthy? Not being sarcastic, genuinely wondering!

I know!

My family were like this

But I promise it was a-ma-zing

How is that filthy????

2 X Aldi chicken katsu Kiev.

Filth. Amazing filth.

Filthy frankfurters out of a jar?

Filthy because I didn’t bother warming anything but the rice up?

Dunno...just felt lazy

Plus I’m not sure quite how long the jar of pesto has been hanging around the fridge (I suspect since Cilla Black was alive)

lovely without the frankfurters

I have a secret passion for a furtive frank. I don’t indulge often, but when I do...(I may have eaten a whole jar today)

No no. The best filthy dinner is mashed potato with almost half potato to butter and cream, baked beans and fried egg on top.

Then, just before you eat it, you mush it all up together with your fork and shovel huge gobfulls down at a time

See that sounds like heaven, but I was in a hurry.

It took two minutes. Literally.

Only the frankfurters are filthy .