What stupid thing do you keep doing?

[SpongeBobJudgeyPants]

I'll start. Despite putting moisturiser on my face every morning for the last 40 odd years, I constantly squeeze out too much, resulting in a face that makes my mascara run, or greasy hands from rubbing it into them to use the excess. What's yours?

Gawping at my co-worker who I fancy like mad.
Being untidy.
Spending too much time on my phone.

Boil the kettle, look at it and wonder if it has boiled so put my hand on the metal body kettle, realise its boiled because it hurts when i hold my hand on it.

At least twice a week.

Burning hand on oven. Daily for the last 20 years 😕

Forgetting there is a wash in the machine. So it gets left for another day. And sometimes another.

Forgetting to set something out to defrost for tomorrow’s dinner. Far too often.

I used to forget that the DC had to go to bed until I started setting an alarm reminder on my phone for every evening. It still catches me by surprise 4/7 nights

Buying the large bags of crisps and imaging I'm not going to eat them all in one go.
Ditto nice ice cream.

Failing to be blunt/honest when I need people to leave/stop chatting to me. I just can't seem to do it.

Watching ‘worst flight disasters’ style documentaries when I am already terrified of flying.

Taking shopping list to supermarket; forgetting to consult shopping list while doing shopping. Every bloody time.

Never working out the upstairs/ downstairs light switches that are next to each other on the landing and always turning on (or off) the wrong one.

Eating too much food 😩

Scratching a little patch of eczema in my ear until it bleeds because it feels so good. Then it stings for hours, heals over a tiny bit and then I start again. So sore, but so good, been doing it for the last 5 years. I'm sure if I let it real completely it would be much better, but I don't!

Going out with silly men. Story of my life.

Jeff i do the exact same thing

Expecting colleague to be reasonable about allocation of work.

Getting married

Walk into the corner of my bed almost every night, the bed is about 7 years old and I should really know to avoid the corner by now!

Burning fingers taking teabags out by hand. Use a spoon woman!

Opening my gob!

@GrubbyHipsterBeard get a 30 minute timer plug off Amazon. They are about a tenner. Plug your straighteners in to that permanently. It will only ever be on for 30 minutes and no more panicking as you drive to work.

It changed me life!!

Ignoring my fuel warning light.

When it tells me I am low and need to refuel it makes me "Hold my beer a minute. Challenge accepted"

Also cleaning, hoovering and mopping the floors when it's throwing it down and the dogs are outside. Every time they come hurtling through the place and leave a trail of muddy prints I wonder what the hell possessed me.

Picking up my phone when I wake up in the night.

Trying to improve myself when it's obvious I'll never succeed.

Ditto Lottielady!

Making French fries (crisps) and telling my sons, “I’m just going to have a couple; you can have the rest” and then eating two and then four and then eight and then a dozen and then more until I’ve eaten three-fourths of the bag. Then I ask my sons, “Well, why didn’t you take any?” Then I have to drink a massive amount of water because I’m thirsty from all the salt. But I can only drink so much because I’m full, yet I’m still thirsty.

I did it again this evening.

Goes for water

Commenting honestly on here and making myself into the antichrist 😂