WTAF/unexpected moments, come and share yours!

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I must have had many, tiny biscuit crumbs in my jacket pocket. I also, unexpectedly, had a pen in the same pocket, not any old pen, but one of those with 4 separate colours and you click down on the colour you want.
I took the pen out of my pocket to add something to my shopping list - feeling SO organised, look at me with a 4-colour pen in my pocket - clicked on a colour and out cascaded a stream of tiny tiny crumbs.

Really never expected it!

Hello me! Just remembered another one to sit on the Internet for all eternity.

I was at the vets and the receptionist had gone to fetch something. While she was out of sight, I noticed there were a few animal teeth on the counter, so I mentioned it to her when she returned and she threw them away.
I did wonder, though - what if she thought I'd put them there while she was away and will forever harbour the suspicion that I am an odd person who puts teeth on reception counters?!