Questions for men on Tinder (other shagging apps are available)

[Whatchitsonny]

Why do so many of you list your height? I don't care.

Why are you sticking your grim looking tongue out at me?

Why are you holding a fish? Do you think I (or any woman) will be impressed by that?

Why haven't you written anything in your bio? I need to know you can at least spell.

Why have you got pictures of your DC on your first pic? This is your sex marketing and children do not belong.

Why are you a zillion miles away? I can't shag you if you are nowhere to be found.

All of the above are swipe left offences.

Tinder, for some, isn't just a shagging site.

I don't think pictures of kids should be on there, but some Men think it gives them brownie points.

As for the fish, if its a main hobbie and thays what there holiday time is about, I suppose it helps anyone not interested, dismiss them quickly.

A lot of Women have pictures with their pets.

Height would be a must for me to be honest. I'm 5'7 and need to know if I could wear heels or not. Anyone shorter than me would be a write off immediately.

When I briefly went on Bumble I was swiped by very tall men I’m only 5’2 I thought I would attract smaller guys but not the case

Ok a few inches might be added but can see by photos some are very tall 6’6 plus

I tend to like taller men and have found taller men have been attracted to me

The children pictures were a no no form me too

I don’t mind a bit of distance didn’t want someone on my doorstep

I really cba with travelling for a man. Low effort here. The fish thing is an excellent filter I will admit. As is any picture in a football strip.

Sticking out their tongue / up their fingers

Wearing sunglasses in all their pictures

Saying "if you don't look like your pics you're buying the drinks until you do"

🙄

Oh yes sticking tongue yuk

And mentioning no crazy ex’s 🙄

Eesh to the buying drinks line. Lots demand that you ask them a question or start the messaging. Nope. I might do if you are super hot but otherwise meh. I am such a hypocrite

I had one yesterday where the only picture was of the shit emoji and the bio was all about his scat fetish. At least he was upfront.

Height is obvious surely? The amount of women I've seen say they wouldn't date a man below so and so...

The rest I agree with.

Why does height matter? I don’t get it, sure something can be a bit more attractive but why does the mans height need to be taller than the woman? Why not wear heels even if it makes you taller! My friends ex couldn’t stand her in even small heels as she seemed taller to him!

Daisy no one says it matters to everyone. I would want to know height, some wouldn't care.

Same as anything else.. I'm sure there are women out there who love a man in fishing gear!!